shock festive news unveiled

[realthog]

Those dogged journalists over at NewsBiscuit have the full !!ILLUSTRATED!! story of the Last Supper, but here's a taster:

Lego Bible latest: only nine disciples located

Children being taught Christianity with the use of the Lego Bible have reported that Jesus has now had the symbolic final meal with his nine disciples, although the occasion was slightly marred by several of them having an arm or leg missing.

‘It had actually been eight disciples until this morning, when Thomas was found in the dog basket with big teeth marks on his head.’ said the mother of seven year old Brad Jefferson from Tennessee.
 

Comments

[realthog.livejournal.com]

"And where might Judas be?"

The NewsBiscuit report doesn't mention, but it's fairly easy to guess . . .

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

I suppose you need to buy the expanded and more expensive version of the Lego Bible kit, which includes a tree and a complete set of Last Supper action figures.

We're having fun with fiction here, but if you ever browse a Mormon book store you'll find such Biblical games. It's the Kung Fu Grip Joseph Smith action figure, complete with thirty six anatomically correct wives that's the most fun.

(I'm so going to hell . . .)

http://www.thebricktestament.com/genesis/index.html

http://www.vendettachristmas.com/

Merry Christmas, Paul. Don't say I never give you anything.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

"I'm so going to hell"

Well, Hell is where the heart is, as they say.