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Those dogged journalists over at NewsBiscuit have the full !!ILLUSTRATED!! story of the Last Supper, but here's a taster:

Lego Bible latest: only nine disciples located

Children being taught Christianity with the use of the Lego Bible have reported that Jesus has now had the symbolic final meal with his nine disciples, although the occasion was slightly marred by several of them having an arm or leg missing.

‘It had actually been eight disciples until this morning, when Thomas was found in the dog basket with big teeth marks on his head.’ said the mother of seven year old Brad Jefferson from Tennessee.