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. . . Like her great namesake, the Soviet discus thrower, the psychic Nina Dumbatse had shoulders to match her pumpkins . . .
-- Uri Geller, Shawn, 1990

Date: 2008-10-20 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] possumqueen.livejournal.com
"Amateurs bend spoons... professionals bend reality."

Paul, I am so slinging the bull, it's not even good dialogue!

Can't you see it in a new HBO series, though?

Date: 2008-10-20 06:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com

"Can't you see it in a new HBO series, though?"

Don't tempt fate.

Date: 2008-10-20 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, I have a hard time believing anyone could write prose that silly.

Date: 2008-10-20 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com
Not even his cousin, Uri Nator.

Date: 2008-10-21 03:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com

We've had this joke before elsewhere, n'est-ce pas? I demand something new from one like fledgist!

Date: 2008-10-21 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com
You want me to strain my impoverished imagination? Ye gods and small fishes.

Date: 2008-10-21 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louismaistros.livejournal.com
I demand that you hurl that piece of garbage out the window immediately.

IMMEDIATELY.

Date: 2008-10-21 02:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com

Actually, there's bunches more juicy extracts where this one came from. When I get the chance to type them up . . .

Date: 2008-10-21 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louismaistros.livejournal.com
You are a cruel, cruel man.

Date: 2008-10-21 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com

Yes, Mr Bond.

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