realthog (
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2008
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10:42 pm
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Dept. of Lascivious Spoonbending
. . . Like her great namesake, the Soviet discus thrower, the psychic Nina Dumbatse had shoulders to match her pumpkins . . .
-- Uri Geller,
Shawn
, 1990
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possumqueen.livejournal.com
2008-10-20 03:49 am (UTC)
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"Amateurs bend spoons... professionals bend reality."
Paul, I am so slinging the bull, it's not even good dialogue!
Can't you see it in a new HBO series, though?
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realthog.livejournal.com
2008-10-20 06:24 pm (UTC)
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"Can't you see it in a new HBO series, though?"
Don't tempt fate.
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fledgist.livejournal.com
2008-10-20 12:39 pm (UTC)
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I'm sorry, I have a hard time believing anyone could write prose that silly.
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elfie-harly.livejournal.com
2008-10-20 01:25 pm (UTC)
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>anyone
Uri. Geller.
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fledgist.livejournal.com
2008-10-20 01:57 pm (UTC)
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Not even his cousin, Uri Nator.
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realthog.livejournal.com
2008-10-21 03:40 am (UTC)
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We've had this joke before elsewhere,
n'est-ce pas
? I demand something new from one like fledgist!
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fledgist.livejournal.com
2008-10-21 10:37 am (UTC)
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You want me to strain my impoverished imagination? Ye gods and small fishes.
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louismaistros.livejournal.com
2008-10-21 01:01 am (UTC)
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I demand that you hurl that piece of garbage out the window immediately.
IMMEDIATELY.
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realthog.livejournal.com
2008-10-21 02:09 am (UTC)
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Actually, there's bunches more juicy extracts where this one came from. When I get the chance to type them up . . .
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louismaistros.livejournal.com
2008-10-21 02:12 am (UTC)
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You are a cruel, cruel man.
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realthog.livejournal.com
2008-10-21 03:38 am (UTC)
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Yes, Mr Bond.
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Paul, I am so slinging the bull, it's not even good dialogue!
Can't you see it in a new HBO series, though?
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"Can't you see it in a new HBO series, though?"
Don't tempt fate.
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Uri. Geller.
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We've had this joke before elsewhere, n'est-ce pas? I demand something new from one like fledgist!
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IMMEDIATELY.
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Actually, there's bunches more juicy extracts where this one came from. When I get the chance to type them up . . .
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Yes, Mr Bond.