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Worried you're not playing your part in the Great War to defend Christmas from the EEBIL LIBRULS? Anxious to add to your Armory of Righteousness?
Well, luckily the good folk at Boss Creations (slogan: "It's not just a tree, it's a movement!") have the answer for you:
Description
The only thing missing from this festive scene, really, is your copy of Freddie the Free-Range Chicken.
See, Melinda? I told you it got weirder . . .
Well, luckily the good folk at Boss Creations (slogan: "It's not just a tree, it's a movement!") have the answer for you:
Description
The CHRIST-mas Tree! Cultivate a new tradition, enhance your family's celebration and help put Christ back into Christmas. The trunk of the tree is made to resemble a wooden cross as a reminder of Jesus all season. The Fir style branches are made of highest quality PE material. The tree will fit most spaces as the height is adjustable up to 7.5 ft tall.
Price: $399.99
The only thing missing from this festive scene, really, is your copy of Freddie the Free-Range Chicken.
See, Melinda? I told you it got weirder . . .
