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[realthog]

Thanks to the Beeb for the fully illustrated story of

Pope's condom stance sparks row

Comments

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

We now have a new word: condomstance.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

As in "Pope and Condomstance" . . .

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

As in "Pope and Condomstance" . . .

Due to "condomstantial" evidence, Ned was sentenced to forty years hard labor in a marriage camp.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

After a few months of such slavery, condomstances became few and far between . . .

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

. . . while headaches became epidemic and new condomstances arose.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

In desperation they hired a few leather-clad, whipcracking condominatrixes . . .

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

"In desperation they hired a few leather-clad, whipcracking condominatrixes . . ."

. . . condominatrixes who nevertheless failed resolution, thus causing new condomstances which led to a prison break, headed-up by none other than the infamous inmate Harry Roote.

Months later Agents Poon and Tang arrested Roote, where they found him hanging out in a condominatrix's condominium in the tropics.

(if i edit this stupid thing one more time i'll scream!)

[realthog.livejournal.com]

(if i edit this stupid thing one more time i'll scream!)

You'll not be the only one . . .

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

See if I ever turn you on to a new word again . . .

[realthog.livejournal.com]

Don't you think you should edit this a few times?

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

How's this for editing: Blow it out your arse, Krapbuster.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

Jebazus! You've got the tone down just pat! That's exactly what all my editors say to me . . .

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

"Jebazus! You've got the tone down just pat! That's exactly what all my editors say to me . . ."

Just your editors . . .

[realthog.livejournal.com]

"Just your editors . . ."

Professional jargon, you know . . .

[realthog.livejournal.com]

Oh, talking of krapbusting, how're you feeling?

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

Less krappy, thank you very much . . . now that you've removed the pins from my poppet.

[dqg-neal.livejournal.com]

Condomstance? Is that part of the erotic fiction story when you know it is only there as a leadoff into sex?

Pope Condems Condoms

[realthog.livejournal.com]

I'm covering the page with "pope and condomstance" references . . .

Must be the overwork.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Now, Sister Prudentia, this is how you stand when you don a condom...

[realthog.livejournal.com]

All set to the tune of the Pope and Condomstance March . . .