pop dem champagne corks

[realthog]

Although final confirmation has yet to arrive, it's being reported that Ann Coulter has broken her jaw, and that it's had to be wired shut.

We wish Ms Coulter a speedy recovery in her time of distress.

Dang, but it's hard to type when you have all your fingers crossed.

Comments

[avengangle.livejournal.com]

Really? PLEASE? That would be the best thing to be thankful for, ever! Even with dangling participles.

[txtriffidranch.livejournal.com]

So Sigourney Weaver finally threw her out the airlock?

[realthog.livejournal.com]

"So Sigourney Weaver finally threw her out the airlock?"

Much roaring with laughter going on. Yours is by far the best explanation yet . . .

[realthog.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's sort of the ideal Thanksgiving present to the world, isn't it?

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

I like Keith Olbermann's explanation: 'It was on page six of the New York Post so she probably just broke a toenail.'

[realthog.livejournal.com]

It would be a great shame if so.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

It would be indeed. La Coulter obliged a while to silent discipline might learn something.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

"might learn something"

Doubt it, but 'tis the season of goodwill, after all.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

I have hope even for her. Though perhaps the peroxide has damaged her brain irreparably.

[louismaistros.livejournal.com]

How permanent is this condition?

Because it would be just dreadful if... (fill in blank, depending on your disposition and degree of honesty).

[realthog.livejournal.com]

"Because it would be just dreadful if... "

. . . it were merely temporary, you mean?

I was amused this morning to discover one of the rationalist sites headlining their report of La Coulter's dilemma thus: THERE IS A GOD AFTER ALL.

[txtriffidranch.livejournal.com]

The first time I ever heard Ann Coulter, I openly asked "Where the hell are Sigourney Weaver, a forklift, and an open airlock when you need 'em?" I was really surprised over two years ago that the political cartoonist Mike Luckovich did a cartoon featuring a similar theme. I'm not sure if it was parallel evolution or if he actually read any of my work.

[txtriffidranch.livejournal.com]

But if her ass isn't broken, she can still talk, right?

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

A distinct point.