Thog's Science Masterclass #7

[realthog]

Yes, folks, it's your Nut-of-the-Month Club Main Selection! Butch Dallmann writes a letter to his local online journal, the Fargo-Moorhead In-Forum, to explain to the rest of us unenlightened souls what global warming's all about. Sit back and pay attention, children:

Published Thursday, September 04, 2008

Well, folks, here we go again.

First they try to make us believe in the “big-bang” theory; then the “millions of years” theory; then the “we all came from monkeys” theory or even the “sea” theory.

Let’s get into the real solution as to what happened and read the Bible. Genesis will explain how it all was created.

Now for the global warming story Al Gore and others are pushing on us; it’s time to read Genesis to Revelation in the Bible.

When God sent the rain on this Earth for 40 days and nights, all this water had to go someplace so the Earth would be dry again.

Remember, God is the Creator and controls the universe.

God tilted the Earth from its original position and caused all the excess water to rush to the poles, and there he instantly froze the water into the ice formations that exist today.

Time is ticking down on God’s time clock. With all the nuclear bombs that are made and stored for the fast-emerging last battle, this Earth would burn up when these nuclear bombs are set off.

We are not creating global warming – God is tipping the Earth back to its original position on its axis and thus getting all this ice to get ready to move and extinguish the nuclear destructive fires man will create.

Time is running out, folks. Jesus is coming soon. Do you know him as your personal Savior?
 

Comments

[scottakennedy.livejournal.com]

At least that nut isn't running for Vice-President.

“A changing environment will affect Alaska more than any other state, because of our location. I'm not one though who would attribute it to being man-made,” Palin said.

*sighs*

[quietselkie.livejournal.com]

*raises hand to contribute to farce*

Me, me, pick me! I was told in church that God put the dinosaur bones in the earth for man to find, be confounded and have his faith tested.

But from this fine proof you've shown me here, I can see they're all just whale bones sloshed there in the last big flood.

[nick-kaufmann.livejournal.com]

Butch Dallman, Ph.D.!

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

So god is a practical joker and a jerk?

[quilterbear.livejournal.com]

btw, you and pam should go to punditkitchen.com as it is hilarious!