great opening lines of our day

I've just had a scam email that started thus:


INVESTMENT MANAGER
LLOYD'S TSB BANK
P.O BOX 1000,
BX1 1LT ENGLAND,
UNITED KINGDOM.

Good day,

I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to
treat it serious.


I'm sure there was more, but . . .