new threat to American security

The Daily Mash has the full details of this latest horror. Here's a taster:


OUTRAGE OVER PLANS TO BUILD LIBRARY NEXT TO SARAH PALIN

PLANS to build a state-of-the-art library next to Republican catastrophe Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.

Campaigners have described the project as insensitive and a deliberate act of provocation by people with brains.

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He added: "Our founding fathers intended for every building in this country to be a church containing one book, written by Jesus, that would be read out in a strange voice by an orange man in a shiny suit who would also tell you who you were allowed to kill.

"Building a library next to Mrs Palin is like Pearl Harbor. Or 9/11."

Rep Dribble: the new rival to Sarah Palin

Rep Debbie Riddle being interviewed by Anderson Cooper.

You have to keep reminding yourself this is CNN, not Onion TV. Her political opponent, on the other screen, obviously can't believe the gift that's being given him.

[Tip o' the hat to Ed Brayson for both this and the preceding item.]