new threat to American security
Aug. 21st, 2010 10:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
realthogThe Daily Mash has the full details of this latest horror. Here's a taster:
OUTRAGE OVER PLANS TO BUILD LIBRARY NEXT TO SARAH PALIN
PLANS to build a state-of-the-art library next to Republican catastrophe Sarah Palin are causing outrage across mainstream America.
Campaigners have described the project as insensitive and a deliberate act of provocation by people with brains.
++++
He added: "Our founding fathers intended for every building in this country to be a church containing one book, written by Jesus, that would be read out in a strange voice by an orange man in a shiny suit who would also tell you who you were allowed to kill.
"Building a library next to Mrs Palin is like Pearl Harbor. Or 9/11."
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2010-08-21 03:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-21 05:06 pm (UTC)You've been listening to too much Sarah Palin again, haven't you?
no subject
Date: 2010-08-22 01:09 am (UTC)This has to be a joke, right? Be patient with me - I'm an old woman....
no subject
Date: 2010-08-22 01:12 am (UTC)NOW I understand...
no subject
Date: 2010-08-22 03:43 pm (UTC)I'm not saying nuffink . . .
no subject
Date: 2010-08-21 03:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-21 05:05 pm (UTC)Building it first and then dropping it on her might make for a more satisfactory sound effect.
no subject
Date: 2010-08-21 05:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-21 03:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-22 02:09 am (UTC)