a must-buy book for Christmas

"This is a warm, real story that will touch your heart. Freddie the Free-Range Chicken will make you stop and think about all the REALLY important things in life. Also, Freddie the free-range chicken will make you want to read her tale over and over again to children young and old alike. That's because Freddie is a Great American free-range chicken.”

-- Nationally syndicated radio/TV host Sean Hannity (in his Foreword)

ooo, look! Grandma's given me a box of nails!

Worried you're not playing your part in the Great War to defend Christmas from the EEBIL LIBRULS? Anxious to add to your Armory of Righteousness?

Well, luckily the good folk at Boss Creations (slogan: "It's not just a tree, it's a movement!") have the answer for you:

Description

The CHRIST-mas Tree! Cultivate a new tradition, enhance your family's celebration and help put Christ back into Christmas. The trunk of the tree is made to resemble a wooden cross as a reminder of Jesus all season. The Fir style branches are made of highest quality PE material. The tree will fit most spaces as the height is adjustable up to 7.5 ft tall.

Price: $399.99

The only thing missing from this festive scene, really, is your copy of Freddie the Free-Range Chicken.

See, Melinda? I told you it got weirder . . .