Dept. of Lascivious Spoonbending

[realthog]

. . . Like her great namesake, the Soviet discus thrower, the psychic Nina Dumbatse had shoulders to match her pumpkins . . .

-- Uri Geller, Shawn, 1990

Comments

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I have a hard time believing anyone could write prose that silly.

[elfie-harly.livejournal.com]

>anyone
Uri. Geller.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Not even his cousin, Uri Nator.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

We've had this joke before elsewhere, n'est-ce pas? I demand something new from one like fledgist!

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

You want me to strain my impoverished imagination? Ye gods and small fishes.