realthog

As you know, Bob, climate change is a hoax perpetrated by so-called scientists in order to generate grants so they can waste the taxpayers' money. God would never allow the climate to heat up or cool down too much, the so called ice ages were another hoax created by Satan to persuade sinners that Darwin's false evolutionary theory was the truth. As a sign outside a church not far from my place of work (the charmingly named Flipper Temple) has it, 'The Devil can make a lie seem like the truth'. All you need to know is contained in god's inerrant word, as translated by the divinely-inspired King James, who wasn't no homosexual.