Not quite. As we were leaving I pointed to the shelves by the door and like an idiot said, "Look cough spit hack they have a cough spit hack clearance sale on cough spit hack and the stuff's only cough spit hack a dollar a yard. At that price you could cough spit hack use it for cough spit hack toilet paper."
To my alarm I was taken at my word.
I'm now hoping I haven't lined myself up for an embarrassing few minutes explaining to a proctologist where the paisley pattern came from.
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Date: 2008-02-22 09:51 pm (UTC)Not quite. As we were leaving I pointed to the shelves by the door and like an idiot said, "Look cough spit hack they have a cough spit hack clearance sale on cough spit hack and the stuff's only cough spit hack a dollar a yard. At that price you could cough spit hack use it for cough spit hack toilet paper."
To my alarm I was taken at my word.
I'm now hoping I haven't lined myself up for an embarrassing few minutes explaining to a proctologist where the paisley pattern came from.