the "buttons" euphemism

My pal Tim Wildmon of the American Family Association (motto: "If We Don't Like Your Family There's This Offer You Can't Refuse") has sent what I think is a chance to buy cheap condoms from the AFA:

Imagine how many people your church members come into contact with each day. Without speaking a word, your church can share the true meaning of Christmas with thousands of people in your community.

Even better, your church can give them away! Hand them to bank tellers, fast food workers, cashiers at the supermarket, toll-booth workers, letter carriers, store clerks...the list is endless!

Even those you don't know will receive the true meaning of Christmas when your church wears and gives away the Merry Christmas buttons.

Give your community the life-changing message of Matthew 1:23 - "God with us!"

[Tim's emboldening, not mine.]

Tim's "buttons" seem more expensive than the ones you get at the pharmacy, but of course those latter aren't individually blessed. Me, I've spent all day trying to make sense of -- and simply explain -- the wrongheaded notions of imbeciles who reject evolution, so I'm not at my most charitable. It's curious that Tim's Big Bro In The Sky didn't warn him of this before letting him -- or Him -- send the email.