not Britannica

Good to see Wikipedia is living up to its usual commendable standards of accuracy. My own page there is a mess -- near impossible to find by ordinary searches and hideously incomplete due to their stalwart policy of stomping my every attempt to supply additional data (those facts aren't accredited, you see, by reference to an authority). But it seems others can add data, like this latest item (spotted by randeroo -- to whom thanks!):

John Grant also works at the Service Credit Union in Heidelberg! He is Panamanian and loves men with longggg... arms!

I should make it plain that I have never been to Heidelberg in my life.

I think it's some kind of sign of recognition -- an honour -- to have one's Wikipedia page vandalized in this fashion.