Now, here's the deal about the [Spitzer] tryst down there in a Washington, DC, hotel -- $5,000 and a hotel room. Five grand and a hotel room. And Senator Larry Craig -- you remember Larry from Idaho? He said, "Well, that's crazy. For two quarters, I can have a pay toilet all night."
-- David Letterman
By the way, has anyone else noticed how our non-partisan Justice Department seems to have found it necessary to pounce on a heck of a lot of Democrats just recently?