Da Easter Bunny Code -- chapitre quatre*

[* Note for Ayn Rand Fans: This does not mean you'll find only 25% of a chapter here. Be reassured: there's a complete chapter, all right. The explanation for your confusion is that the French, for reasons best known to themselves, speak a different language from us. How inconsiderate! But they do. And in their language, the word quatre means . . .

Oh.

I've lost you already, haven't I?]


Yes, the moment has come for the fourth -- and so far final -- chapter of the gut-curdlingly enthralling saga of love, lust, bad theology, pseudohistory and appalling writing that is Da Easter Bunny Code. Accept no substitutes unless you must!!!!

If you are one of those fortunates who've managed to escape earlier instalments, fear not. You can find them as follows:

http://realthog.livejournal.com/6036.html (the official blurb -- widely touted as the very Faberge of blurbs!!);

http://realthog.livejournal.com/7386.html (the official Prologue, redolent of Chanel and a certain je ne comprends pas!!!!!!!);

http://realthog.livejournal.com/9369.html (the official Chapitre Un, deftly tailored for your lectatory pleasure by Brewster & Scrimshaft of Saville Row!!!!);

http://realthog.livejournal.com/12927.html (the official Chapitre "Daffy" Deux, a thrumming coruscation of which Ferrari can only be jealous!!!!); and

http://realthog.livejournal.com/16615.html (the official Chapitre Trois, which is so completely expensive and posh it doesn't even have a flipping label!!!!!!!!!!!!!).

I'm gasping -- as would you be if you'd just used as many gratuitous exclamation marks as I have.

( And now, without further ado, it's time to venture, if you dare, beneath the cut . . . )