Da Easter Bunny Code - Chapitre Un

Here it is! The knuckle-whitening opening chapter of Da Easter Bunny Code, the finest heretical thriller that Dan Brown never wrote, suffused though it is with the inimitable poesy of diction of the master riveter himself. Sort of thing.

The blurb for this monstrosity -- the book they tried to ban! -- can be found at http://realthog.livejournal.com/6036.html and the Prologue bit at http://realthog.livejournal.com/7386.html.

But under the cut is where the real excitement begins to throb!

( I know, I know, you can hardly wait . . . )