Dept. of Lascivious Spoonbending

[realthog]

. . . Like her great namesake, the Soviet discus thrower, the psychic Nina Dumbatse had shoulders to match her pumpkins . . .

-- Uri Geller, Shawn, 1990

Comments

[possumqueen.livejournal.com]

"Amateurs bend spoons... professionals bend reality."

Paul, I am so slinging the bull, it's not even good dialogue!

Can't you see it in a new HBO series, though?

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I have a hard time believing anyone could write prose that silly.

[elfie-harly.livejournal.com]

>anyone
Uri. Geller.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Not even his cousin, Uri Nator.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

"Can't you see it in a new HBO series, though?"

Don't tempt fate.

[louismaistros.livejournal.com]

I demand that you hurl that piece of garbage out the window immediately.

IMMEDIATELY.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

Actually, there's bunches more juicy extracts where this one came from. When I get the chance to type them up . . .

[louismaistros.livejournal.com]

You are a cruel, cruel man.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

Yes, Mr Bond.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

We've had this joke before elsewhere, n'est-ce pas? I demand something new from one like fledgist!

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

You want me to strain my impoverished imagination? Ye gods and small fishes.