I wonder if Hallmark sell cards for it?

[realthog]

I'm saying absolutely nothing more about this.

Comments

[nick-kaufmann.livejournal.com]

I wanted to take the survey but it looks like it's only for women.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

I was looking all over for the bit where they ask for Volunteer Organizers.

[nick-kaufmann.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a real hands-on job. Har har.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

o gawd

[nick-kaufmann.livejournal.com]

GONG!

[realthog.livejournal.com]

As in Going Going?

[nick-kaufmann.livejournal.com]

Sorry. As in the old TV show The Gong Show, where they would bang the gong to stop the really bad variety acts.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

I, er, got that bit . . .

[hutch0.livejournal.com]

July 31; I've marked that date in my diary...

[realthog.livejournal.com]

An august decision.

[pds-lit.livejournal.com]

Well folks, it is not often that my Dearest is speachless...enjoy it!

[louismaistros.livejournal.com]

You gotta love "British Science."

[realthog.livejournal.com]

Look, which would you rather have a public holiday for, Presidents' Day or this?

[louismaistros.livejournal.com]

OK, I give you that. My vote is for Orgasm Day. Just show me where to salute.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

If you're able to salute you've not been celebrating the day properly.

[louismaistros.livejournal.com]

If you're unable to salute then you're unable to celebrate the day at all. There are more than one way to salute a cat.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

I bow to your expertise.

[louismaistros.livejournal.com]

I would say "I salute you," but I'm afraid that now sounds dirty.

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

At last...!

[realthog.livejournal.com]

You don't mean . . .?

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

I mean, at last a holiday I can get behind! Or in front of...prepositions, more prepositions!

[realthog.livejournal.com]

I think "get on top of" is probably the appropriate expression . . .

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

You're the writer . . . you would know.