a must-buy book for Christmas

[realthog]

"This is a warm, real story that will touch your heart. Freddie the Free-Range Chicken will make you stop and think about all the REALLY important things in life. Also, Freddie the free-range chicken will make you want to read her tale over and over again to children young and old alike. That's because Freddie is a Great American free-range chicken.”

-- Nationally syndicated radio/TV host Sean Hannity (in his Foreword)

Comments

[kylecassidy.livejournal.com]

"customers also buy 35% Liberty and Tyranny: A Conservative Manifesto" i wonder if that has to do with it's content or just a plug from s.h.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

I suspect a bit of both.

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

Ah, this definitely goes on my must-ignore list.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

Along with other conservative works like Wings Ain't Wot They Used Ter Be, not to mention children's books like Harry Potter and the Giblets of Fire?

[fledgist.livejournal.com]

And, of course, anything by S*r*h P*l*n.

[al-zorra.livejournal.com]

This goes delightfully well with the most dorky dance evah -- "The Chicken Dance" -- created by the Lawrence Welk show, which we accidently fell upon the other night. You too can see this beyond stupid diversion on YouTube -- though I would suggest not bothering.

Love, C.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

which we accidently fell upon the other night

Gymnastically testing dance, is it?

[quietselkie.livejournal.com]

You know, when I read this blurb aloud to my actual free range chickens in the back yard, they dropped a few hen-blobs from their hen-hatches (as editorial comment, one supposes) and went back to scratching for organic grains.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

Darned librul free-range chickens. Bet they're Muslims.

ETA Oops. That should be:

Bet their Muslems.

[melindadansky.livejournal.com]

This day is starting really weird.

[al-zorra.livejournal.com]

You noticed!

Love, C.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

It's been getting weirder, too: http://www.bosscreations.net/tree.php

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

Freddy is a free range chicken from Area 51. And he glows in the dark.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

You'd be strongly advised not to try scrambling her eggs.

[sarcobatus.livejournal.com]

"her eggs."

HER . . . yes, that's what I meant!

[txtriffidranch.livejournal.com]

I suspect that this will be just about as much fun as Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say "No" to Drugs. And just about as readable.

[realthog.livejournal.com]

You might like to try this one, too:

http://www.amazon.com/Liberal-Mind-Psychological-Political-Madness/dp/097795630X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1260479909&sr=8-1

Modern liberalism's irrationality can only be understood as the product of psychopathology. So extravagant are the patterns of thinking, emoting, behaving and relating that characterize the liberal mind that its relentless protests and demands become understandable only as disorders of the psyche. The Liberal Mind reveals the madness of the modern liberal for what it is: a massive transference neurosis acted out in the world's political arenas, with devastating effects on the institutions of liberty.

Lyle H. Rossiter, Jr., M.D. [. . .]is board certified in both general and forensic psychiatry and has diagnosed and treated mental disorders for more than forty years.

[martianmooncrab.livejournal.com]

Freddie is a Great American free-range chicken.”

hmmm, and tastes just like chicken too...

[realthog.livejournal.com]

You mean she tastes Grrrreat!

And American.