"I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don't mind gays. But I don't want 'em stuffing it down my throat all the time."
Sorry about that, I think data is being lost in textual transmission. The first laugh was derision (and sheer disbelief at cluelessness); the second was appreciation for the pun.
ETA: That the man's bigotry is vile I was taking as read; that he phrased himself so woefully caused schadenfreude. Still, I'm sorry to have shocked or offended you.
I agree, it is simultaneously sad and funny. To know Utah is to find the remark even more hilarious; sadder yet is the person who does know Utah! I'd move there but I don't think I could take the community, as a hole, for very long . . .
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At a guess, he's the kind of guy who doesn't know his parse from his elbow.
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I'm shocked.
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ETA: That the man's bigotry is vile I was taking as read; that he phrased himself so woefully caused schadenfreude. Still, I'm sorry to have shocked or offended you.
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Still, I'm sorry to have shocked or offended you.
Actually, it's me who's the one should be saying sorry. I was just teasing you . . .
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If you say so.
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A foot?
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Oh my.
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You, sir, have made my day.
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*bows modestly, yet with a certain glow of inner pride*
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Hm . . .
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Yet another hazard of modern air travel . . .
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I think the last three letters of his name can be dropped now, it's safe to say.
MORON is RIGHT!
and these comments? Absolutely delightfully wicked!
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First altariel, now you.
Now I'm really shocked. What is the world coming to?
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Sad and hilarious. Salarious.
Or just hideous.
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Hilarious!
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Ah, yes. I might have known the merest trace of possible smut would be a magnet to some . . .
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Utah is about, oh, thirty or forty years behind the times, poor folks. As for stuffing . . . I'm reminded I must make some for the turkey, manana.
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Utah is about, oh, thirty or forty years behind the times, poor folks.
I've always thought it's more like that it's in a different timestream -- obviously not the people themselves, necessarily, but those who govern them.
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