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realthog ([personal profile] realthog) wrote2009-11-24 02:35 pm
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Quote of the Day



"I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don't mind gays. But I don't want 'em stuffing it down my throat all the time."

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/la_marquise_de_/ 2009-11-24 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Umm, did he parse that before speaking?

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)

At a guess, he's the kind of guy who doesn't know his parse from his elbow.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's two 'ouches' from laughing from one post!

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry about that, I think data is being lost in textual transmission. The first laugh was derision (and sheer disbelief at cluelessness); the second was appreciation for the pun.

ETA: That the man's bigotry is vile I was taking as read; that he phrased himself so woefully caused schadenfreude. Still, I'm sorry to have shocked or offended you.
Edited 2009-11-25 08:32 (UTC)

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)

Still, I'm sorry to have shocked or offended you.

Actually, it's me who's the one should be saying sorry. I was just teasing you . . .

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
:-) I'm glad about that!

[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
A very ticklish statement.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)

If you say so.

[identity profile] elfie-harly.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Talk about putting a foot in your mouth.

[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
All a matter of perspective.

[identity profile] deliabarry.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
BWHAHAHAHA!

You, sir, have made my day.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)

*bows modestly, yet with a certain glow of inner pride*

[identity profile] nick-kaufmann.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He'll swallow his words yet!

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)

Hm . . .

[identity profile] txtriffidranch.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I think someone was projecting just a touch. Should we worry about his wide stance, too?

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-24 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)

Yet another hazard of modern air travel . . .

[identity profile] patientbear.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
I literally gasped when my hubby read this quote to me! WOW~! Someone is clueless!

I think the last three letters of his name can be dropped now, it's safe to say.

MORON is RIGHT!

and these comments? Absolutely delightfully wicked!

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 12:52 am (UTC)(link)

First altariel, now you.

Now I'm really shocked. What is the world coming to?

[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
Why drop the last three letters? After all it's clear that a letter was elided somewhere from the ancient name "Buttarse."

[identity profile] pgtremblay.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sad and hilarious. Salarious.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 12:53 am (UTC)(link)

Sad and hilarious. Salarious.

Or just hideous.

[identity profile] sarcobatus.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I agree, it is simultaneously sad and funny. To know Utah is to find the remark even more hilarious; sadder yet is the person who does know Utah! I'd move there but I don't think I could take the community, as a hole, for very long . . .

[identity profile] avengangle.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
*SNERK*

Hilarious!

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 03:00 am (UTC)(link)

Ah, yes. I might have known the merest trace of possible smut would be a magnet to some . . .

[identity profile] sarcobatus.livejournal.com 2009-11-25 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't surprise me at all. Utah is a stone's throw away from my back door (no pun intended, mind ye).

Utah is about, oh, thirty or forty years behind the times, poor folks. As for stuffing . . . I'm reminded I must make some for the turkey, manana.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)

Utah is about, oh, thirty or forty years behind the times, poor folks.

I've always thought it's more like that it's in a different timestream -- obviously not the people themselves, necessarily, but those who govern them.

[identity profile] sarcobatus.livejournal.com 2009-11-26 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, it's the people, all of them, who are in a different timestream, or dimension.