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realthog ([personal profile] realthog) wrote2009-04-15 08:47 pm
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A few days ago I installed IE8, as those friendly folk at Microsoft had been imploring me to do, and promptly all my web-browsing activities became like wading through molasses. Definitely there were some new features I liked, but . . .

So I tried doing a System Restore to get me back to IE7. The net result of this was that I lost web access entirely. Further, I couldn't even undo the System Restore because to do that involves going through Help, and Microsoft's Help is idiotically idiotically idiotically (did I remember to say it's idiotic?) web-bloody-based, so if you don't have web access you can't effing well . . .

You're there ahead of me, aren't you?

Anyway, darling [profile] pds_litvery kindly used her Mac and some googling to get me a download of IE7, which I duly installed. The installation did not in fact install IE7 -- it'd be too much to expect a Microsoft product to do what it says on the packet, wouldn't it? -- but it did install enough of something to allow me to access Help and thereby undo my System Restore.

Finally, I was back on the web, but with slow-as-molasses IE8. Even slower now, if anything.

"Oh, dearie me," I think I might have said in the heat of the moment.

So I did some googling of my own and discovered this. Naturally I was a bit sceptical at first -- the blogger says he himself isn't quite sure why his tweak works -- but I did some cross-checking elsewhere and discovered that for some folk it worked while for others it at least had no adverse effects.

Reader, I'm going to marry him. Well, only if we can get married in Texas or Kentucky. The effect is (to date, at least) astonishing. As far as I can establish, which is difficult when you have so many fingers crossed, everything is now working quicker than it was under IE7.

Anyway, the point of this posting is, obviously, that if you've found the same extraordinary sluggishness with IE8 that I did, Ed Bott's tweak is well worth a try. Thank you, Mr Bott, whoever and wherever you are!

[identity profile] sarcobatus.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Will we be calling you "Missus Bott" sometime in the near future? Oh, dearie me . . .

I shan't be downloading IE8; thank you very much for the warning, dearie.

LOL! I can see you now, wrestling with the funky Explorer 8.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 02:59 am (UTC)(link)

"the funky Explorer 8"

Purely as a statistical anomaly, "funky" wasn't one of the adjectives I used.

You must have misheard.

[identity profile] sarcobatus.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I heard correctly, all right. I'm merely practicing "decorum". If I were to write herein what I really heard streaming (screaming) on the wind, I would be censured -- oops, for second here I thought I was over at Amazon.

It was only last Sunday that I called Hutch "Ellen". My mind is slipping.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)

"practicing "decorum""

As in "decoral sex"?

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)

Just don't mention teabagging, okay?

[identity profile] sarcobatus.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL!

Which reminds me, I'm going to a garden party this evening, dahling, poolside. I'll be thinking of you . . . and your Tetleys.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)

Glad to see you've cleaned this up a bit in your edit . . .

[identity profile] sarcobatus.livejournal.com 2009-04-16 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, really? Why am I not convinced . . .