Aargh! I'm so sorry to hear you've been in the wars too -- and, by the sound of it, getting more comprehensively roughed up than I have. All sympathies, Sweet Thing.

"Whatever happened to your eye? Did Pam take swipe at you with one of her knitting needles?"

It's still a mystery. The doc said grit, but I've had grit in my eyes a million times before and it's never felt remotely like this did.