Paul . . . oh, Paul, surely you can now agree with me that what you are enduring is infinitely more difficult than what I am enduring! You poor, poor man!

And if you were not such a damned fine writer I wouldn't be laughing right now. But your humor infused post has me in stitches (no pun intended!). Good grief, you can tell a good story.

It must be some kind of planetary alignment; Uranus has us in its cross-hairs.

This world . . . oy.