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realthog ([personal profile] realthog) wrote2010-11-26 12:24 am
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[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Three philosophers wanted to test what made them drunk. So they went out and had whisky and soda. They got drunk.

The next night they went out and drank brandy and soda. They got drunk.

The night after that they went out and drank rum and soda. They got drunk.

They concluded that since soda-water was the one common factor, it must be what was making them drunk.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)

Hm. I like that. It may have to be stolen . . .

[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Good writers don't steal, they borrow.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)

Okay, I'll rephrase that: borrow with extreme prejudice.

[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort*
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