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realthog ([personal profile] realthog) wrote2009-12-24 12:32 pm

[identity profile] g-macalpin.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The gentleman doth protest too much! ;P

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)

Every year people who think Xmas sucks are told by those around them and by the overwhelming, suffocating force of society in general, that they "enjoy it, really". This is supposed to make them feel jolly.

Yeah, right. Pass me the Uzi.

[identity profile] marshallpayne1.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Clever post!

Yes, pass the Uzi and hold the eggnog. ;-)

[identity profile] g-macalpin.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not wholly convinced . . . ;-)

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 07:05 pm (UTC)(link)

I'm not wholly convinced . . . ;-)

Famous last words . . .

[identity profile] g-macalpin.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I can assure you that these will not be my last words!*#@%!

[identity profile] nick-kaufmann.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Season's greetings to you too!

[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Io Saturnalia!

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)

But how much do you o Saturnalia?

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)

And to you, Nick!

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)

Yes, pass the Uzi and hold the eggnog. ;-)

Well, it depends if the eggnog's laced . . . In that case, both might be the ideal solution.

[identity profile] bondo-ba.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Have a great holiday season!!!

[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2009-12-24 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I've got beer. I've got rum. I've got good company. If you pass by I'll be happy to share some of the rum with you.

[identity profile] avengangle.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
Happy Something or Other. :)

[identity profile] elfie-harly.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
I now have Crowley and Mathers on demons and demon-summoning if that's of use?

[identity profile] quietselkie.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
As one of my customers said to me yesterday, "Merry Whatsit to you!"

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)

You too!

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)

. . . and may you have many of them!

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)

Ah, yes, nothing like having a merry whatsit.

Er, perhaps I'd better rephrase this . . .

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)

Ah, I see that you likewise have become thoroughly imbued with the Christmas spirit.

[identity profile] realthog.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)

One of these days I'll take you up on that!

[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
We're looking forward to it.

[identity profile] fledgist.livejournal.com 2009-12-25 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Very popular in the reign of Charles II ("who was merry, and thus not so much a king as a monarch").