Well, Cheney was always Beavis. I'm reminded of the deleted scene from the movie featuring Beavis using a restroom in the Capitol Building, realizing that he didn't have any toilet paper, and going out to steal the Constitution in order to wipe. (The scene was removed mostly because Paramount management thought it was too extreme.) Cheney was the same way (complete with "We the People" stuck to his shoe), but at least the movie Beavis wasn't guffawing about it.